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A Malfunctioning Penis
By Harish Grace On 24 Sep, 2016  

Solution: Aside from the obvious pharmaceutical treatments that are offered to men with erectile dysfunction, the only advice that can really be given to those who are suffering with a bout of Floppy Wang Syndrome is to apologise to your partner, courteously part ways and then fall to your knees and pray that she doesn't tell anyone else about it. Which she definitely will, because life is cruel.

The thing to remember about erectile dysfunction is that it is typically caused by a lack of self-belief, so in order to get past it you must become at peace with your penis. Rather than worrying about whether or not your next sexual encounter will end with you desperately flopping your timid member around her groin area, instead believe that you will embark upon a Rocky Balboa-esque comeback, complete with a training montage in which your nob triumphantly scales a set of stone steps.


olution: Aside From The Obvious Pharmaceutical Treatments That Are Offered To Men With Erectile Dysfunction, The Only Advice That Can Really Be Given To Those Who Are Suffering With A Bout Of Floppy Wang Syndrome Is To Apologise To Your Partner, Courteously Part Ways And Then Fall To Your Knees And Pray That She Doesn't Tell Anyone Else About It. Which She Definitely Will, Because Life Is Cruel. The Thing To Remember About Erectile Dysfunction Is That It Is Typically Caused By A Lack Of Self-belief, So In Order To Get Past It You Must Become At Peace With Your Penis. Rather Than Worrying About Whether Or Not Your Next Sexual Encounter Will End With You Desperately Flopping Your Timid Member Around Her Groin Area, Instead Believe That You Will Embark Upon A Rocky Balboa-esque Comeback, Complete With A Training Montage In Which Your Nob Triumphantly Scales A Set Of Stone Steps.

Posted by Harish Grace - Sep 24, 2016
By Supriya Suprith On 27 Sep, 2016

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